Why does everyone run to the store for milk and bread to prepare for a storm? I am going to need Wine, Fluff, Trashy Tabloid Magazines, Chips and Dip, Cereal (Lucky Charms), Brownie Mix and a really good book. Screw the milk and bread.
Some days it is too much effort to put on a bra.
Is it wrong that I think some of the men in the Linden Ponds Senior Living Community commercial are hot?
I still hate my couch.
Girl Scout cookies are in. Save yourselves.
Why is it that when I can not sleep I roll over? Do I think that the elusive sleep is on my other side?
I am devastated that ever since having the plague last week I can no longer eat Nutella. I have lost my will to live.
The weathermen are predicting anywhere between 4″ – 24″ inches of snow on Friday. That is quite a stretch. I will predict 3″ – 23″ and that is without any meteorological training. I am just putting it out there.
Princess Pissy Pants received information on her Graduation Ceremonies for Grad School. Suffice it to say there will not be a Graduation party. Clearly, I do not know how to behave.
I did a burpee last night at Boot Camp. I really did not mean to but I fell so I made it look like a burpee. It still counts.