Since turning 50 I find myself talking about the weather a lot. I say things like “It has been cloudy for days” and “Sheesh, enough with the cold already, it is April!”, But the absolute worst is that I am now saying my Mother’s favorite thing about the weather…….”It’s spitting out!”. What does that even mean????
I am always hungry.
I like the New Jonas Brothers song. I can not tell them apart but I like their song.
I ate $12.00 worth of cupcakes in 2 days. I curse Crumbs Bakery.
The best parts of vacation are not having to make a bed, clean the bathroom and eating every meal out!
One of Princess Pissy Pant’s clients cancelled this morning so she came home to take a nap. A nap? You have been up for 60 minutes how could she possibly take a nap? She tried to tell me that sleeping was good for you and I had to remind her that it would have been good for me if she napped when she was a baby. She is “napping” right at this moment.
I splurged and bought the “good” tissue the last time I went to the grocery store. That’s right…..Puff’s Plus with lotion baby! I am blowing my nose in style this week.
I don’t think that Leonardo DiCaprio is Jay Gatsby.
I don’t think anyone should judge how a person honors or grieves someone they have lost. Don’t go there.
Sunshine makes everything better….except writing the student loan check. That bites, especially when the person you are writing the check for is taking a nap!
It’s dress season which means I have to shave my legs.
The Noise In My Head ( and it is singing Beach Boy songs!).