Noises in my head I never thought I would hear.

Noises in my head I never thought I would hear.

I have documented very well how different this year has been for me. I guess with it being January 11, 2015 I need to clarify how very different the year 2014 was. It has only been 2015 for 11 days and not so much is different except I am cold. I am always cold. Anyway, I digress. I was driving back from Conn. this morning (having gone down to meet the beautiful Emma Stowe, celebrate Jimi’s birthday and see the Dancing with the Stars Tour. I was busy) when the noise in my head said “I need some grapes”. I need some grapes? That thought popped right into my head. I have obsessively been eating grapes for about a month now. My desire, want and need for grapes is really inexpiable but it’s real. What the hell? I crave grapes? And it got me thinking about how many different noises are in my head since this journey began on January 1, 2014. So, as usual, to get the noise out I need to write it down.

I crave grapes.

I crave chestnuts.

I crave butternut squash.

I schedule things around my classes at The Cal Zone,

sneakersI own more than one pair of sneakers. Who knew you could wear out a pair of sneakers? I have different sneakers for BootCANp  then I have for Zumba. Who knew you needed more than one pair of sneakers? I am on my 4th pair of Zumba sneakers since Jan. 1, 2014. Who the hell am I?

I wish you could see how big the Honey Crisp apple was that Jimi got for me. It was huge! A meal in itself. It's embarrassing how excited I got when she gave it to me. WTH?

I wish you could see how big the Honey Crisp apple was that Jimi got for me. It was huge! A meal in itself. It’s embarrassing how excited I got when she gave it to me. WTH?

I am now an apple snob. I can tell the difference between different types of apples. I prefer Pink Lady and Honey Crisp apples. I also know when they are in season. What the hell? I am even scaring myself.

I have a whole drawer of workout clothes. Before I began this journey I had one pair of yoga pants that had never seen yoga. I still refuse to buy Luluemon. That guy can bite me.

I have the TV on while I am working on this and did you know there is a show called “Why Planes Crash” . Do I really want to know why planes crash? Its bad enough that they do crash, I do not need have an explanation. Can you even imagine me on my next flight having even the slightest bit of information on why a plane might crash. I would be freaking out over every little noise, smell, sound and bump. Hang on, I have to change the channel.

There, done. CNN. I bet that does not make me feel any better,

Speaking of planes I do want to see the Liam Neeson movie Non Stop. I am sure bad things happen on a plane but I feel the need to watch anything Liam Neeson is in. I am excited for Taken 3 but I am wondering who else can be taken. The cat?

I know what a burpee is and it has nothing to do with a burp. But the word still makes me laugh like a 10 year old boy until I have to do one.

Donny’s new album comes out today. And I have not been to Target in over a week. It’s a record. Alert the media.

The End. (for now).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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