I could have been a super model…..No really, I could have.

I could have been a super model…..No really, I could have.
He could have been my hot musician boyfriend.

He could have been my hot musician boyfriend.

F.Y.I, During the 1600’s my body type (Zaftig, Rubenesque…..you know, PLUMP!) would have been considered the ideal. I would have been a freaking super model, married to a celebrity musician like Arcangelo Corelli and feeding each other grapes in our opulent baroque country house. Is it my fault I was born hundreds of years too late to be appreciated? Gisele and all the other Victoria’s Secret models would have been considered unhealthy and unattractive, So eat a Cadbury Mini Egg and think about that Gisele.

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