He could have been my hot musician boyfriend.
F.Y.I, During the 1600’s my body type (Zaftig, Rubenesque…..you know, PLUMP!) would have been considered the ideal. I would have been a freaking super model, married to a celebrity musician like Arcangelo Corelli and feeding each other grapes in our opulent baroque country house. Is it my fault I was born hundreds of years too late to be appreciated? Gisele and all the other Victoria’s Secret models would have been considered unhealthy and unattractive, So eat a Cadbury Mini Egg and think about that Gisele.