Ok, I think I solved my weight gain problem. From now on I want to be carried around like Cleopatra on a litter. I think that is what it was called. I have discovered when I am in the supine position I look more rubenesque and less like a baby hippo. It also makes my double chin disappear. The only problem I have in the reclining position is the girls are headed every which way (usually by my ears) but I am thinking a really good bra could solve that problem. Now, the only question is who should carry my litter?